Daily Ramblings:
Reason For This Website #586 ...04/29/2005
10:50:15 am
Sometimes you think maybe you're
breaking through - that maybe the mainstream media's
conventional wisdom about Bob Dylan isn't so
conventional anymore - and then along comes Newsday,
happily proclaiming the old fallacies like they're
new again.
Monday night's show in New York is reviewed by one Rafer
Guzmán. He seems to see
Dylan's performance as an effort to redeem himself
from past sins - to prove he's still a
"rebel" and not a "sellout." He's
a sellout, of-course, for participating in that
Victoria's Secret commercial, which according to
Guzmán was "an occasion for weeping."
Well, close, Rafer, but my only tears were from
laughter.
Mr. Guzmán was however pleased to
see that the Dylan playing Monday night sang his
songs with a "frightening ferocity" and
(this is indeed jarring!) "spoke barely a word
to the audience."
It was
heartening to see that the aging Dylan is not (to
paraphrase a certain poet) going gently into that
good night. Recent signs have indicated
otherwise. For instance, while musicians from
Bruce Springsteen to the Dixie Chicks raised
their voices against the war in Iraq, Dylan was
silent. Granted, he long ago outgrew folkie
protest songs, but this seemed like a special
case - did Bob Dylan really have nothing to say
about the most polarizing war since Vietnam?
Certainly, a person's politics are his own, and
subject to change - but it was disappointing to
hear so little from a man who once spoke so
loudly and eloquently about such things.
If there were an email address
published for Rafer, I would send him a note politely
asking him to provide one example of Dylan speaking
"so loudly and eloquently" about (let alone
against) the Vietnam War.
Maybe this bit from the 1966 Playboy Interview with Nat Hentoff?
PLAYBOY:
How do you feel about those who have risked
imprisonment by burning their draft cards to
signify their opposition to U. S. involvement in
Vietnam, and by refusing - as your friend Joan
Baez has done - to pay their income taxes as a
protest against the Covernment's expenditures on
war and weaponry? Do you think they're wasting
their time?
DYLAN:
Burning draft cards isn't going to end any war.
It's not even going to save any lives. If someone
can feel more honest with himself by burning his
draft card, then that's great; but if he's just
going to feel more important because he does it,
then that's a drag. I really don't know too much
about Joan Baez and her income-tax problems. The
only thing I can tell you about Joan Baez is that
she's not Belle Starr.
Or the Sing Out! interview from July of
1968, where fellow musician Happy Traum is pressing
Dylan to say something (anything!) against the war,
to give some clue of agreement with the anti-war
activists:
Traum:
Probably the most pressing thing going on in a
political sense is the war. Now I'm not saying
any artist or group of artists can change the
course of the war, but they still feel it their
responsibility to say something.
Dylan: I
know some very good artists who are for the war.
Traum:
Well, I'm just talking about the ones who are
against it.
Dylan:
That's like what I'm talking about; it's for or
against the war. That really doesn't exist. It's
not for or against the war. I'm speaking of a
certain painter, and he's all for the war. He's
just about ready to go over there himself. And I
can comprehend him.
Traum: Why
can't you argue with him?
Dylan: I
can see what goes into his painting, and why
should I?
Later in
the interview:
Traum: My
feeling is that with a person who is for the war
and ready to go over there, I don't think it
would be possible for you and him to share the
same values.
Dylan: I've
known him a long time, he's a gentleman and I
admire him, he's a friend of mine. People just
have their views. Anyway, how do you know that
I'm not, as you say, for the war?
Traum finally lets the subject drop, probably not
wanting to be remembered as the guy who got Bob Dylan
to publicly endorse the Vietnam War.
I would also like to ask the Newsday
writer to name one song that Bob Dylan wrote about
(let alone opposing) the Vietnam War.
Since I'm feeling expansive and generous, I'll
supply the answer right here: the only Bob Dylan song
that mentions Vietnam is Clean-Cut Kid, from the 1985
album, Empire Burlesque. [ed:
Wrong! see below*] The melody is
jaunty and humorous, to go along with a lyric that is
at once funny and extremely dark, about the impact on
a promising young man of being forced to go to
Vietnam. There's no question of that war's negative
impact on so many - and of-course not least among the
things veterans of it had to deal with was the
attitude of people like Happy Traum above, who felt
that anyone willing to fight in it must by definition
be a bad person.
Mr. Guzmán might try to point to songs like Blowing
In The Wind, Masters Of War, and The
Times They Are-Changin' as reflecting some kind
of vague endorsement of anti-war feelings. Of-course
those songs were all written when the Vietnam War was
nothing but a twinkle in JFK's eye, and, as for their
use later by anti-war protesters, well, Dylan has
that line in Chronicles about his songs'
meanings being "subverted into polemic."
He's not referring to William F. Buckley using them
in his mayoral race.
It continues to amaze naďve-little-me how the
public record with regard to Bob Dylan and Vietnam is
one thing, and yet popular assumption continues to be
something completely different. While I would not try
to maintain here that Dylan did in fact eagerly favor
the war (he clearly did not take a public position
either way), why can't Newsday and other
mainstream media outlets do a modicum of fact
checking before once again labeling Dylan as some
kind of prototypical anti-Vietnam War figure?
And this review was written by someone who
obviously considers himself knowledgeable about both
music and politics (since he doesn't hesitate to mix
the two). How can he be so inaccurate about the
easy-to-research facts on Bob Dylan and Vietnam?
It's stuff like this that makes one suspect not
accidental inaccuracy, but a knowing attempt through
the years to build up such a level of illusion that
the Big Lie will ultimately be unquestionable.
Herman:
But that sounds like it's
conspiratorial?
Dylan:
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?**
Well, as far as Newsday is concerned,
Dylan seems to be putting behind him the
disappointing distractions of Victoria's Secret and
his silence on the Iraq War, and maybe we should now
be giving him another chance:
The wiping of
the slate might begin with this tour: Dylan
breathed fire into every word of every song.
Though he concentrated mostly on the world-weary
tunes of his later years, he delivered them in an
angry death-rattle.
Ah, that's alright then. The good old Dylan is
back - not the one who is silent on the Iraq War, or
who earned a nice pile of money in a funny Victoria's
Secret commercial, but the one who delivers his songs
with an "angry death-rattle." Dylan isn't
just continuing his Never Ending Tour and plumbing
the depths of his body of work in rich and varied
re-arrangements of his songs - he's actually atoning
for the things he's done that Mr. Guzmán doesn't
like, and pleading for his credibility to be returned
to him.
All this puts my own experience at that gig in an
entirely different light. Instead of just clapping
and cheering, I guess I should have shouted,
"It's alright Bob! We forgive you!"
* Wrong! Clean-Cut Kid does not
include the word "Vietnam," though its
reference to a "napalm health-spa" and the
overall story certainly leave the listener convinced
that this is the military action that the
"kid" was involved in. On the other hand,
the 1986 soundtrack song Band Of The Hand DOES mention Vietnam ("for
all of my brothers from Vietnam and my uncles from
World War II") though the song occupies a
different landscape. Likewise, the 1981 unreleased
track Legionnaire's
Disease includes this
verse:
Granddad fought in a
revolutionary war, father in the War of 1812,
Uncle fought in Vietnam
and then he fought a war all by himself,
But whatever it was, it came out of the trees.
Oh, that Legionnaire's disease.
Finally, one of Dylan's
presumed contributions to the Traveling Wilburys, a
1988 song called Tweeter & The
Monkey Man, includes
these lines:
Tweeter was a boy scout
before she went to Vietnam
And found out the hard way nobody gives a damn
They knew that they found freedom just across the
Jersey Line
So they hopped into a stolen car took Highway 99
So, my original statement that Clean-Cut
Kid is the only Dylan song to mention Vietnam
could hardly be more wrong, in a technical sense, and
I'm indebted to a visitor named Michael M. for
pointing this out. Nevertheless, I think that the
intended point of my sloppily researched statement -
that Clean-Cut Kid is the only Dylan song
that directly deals with the "Vietnam
question" in some way - remains true.
** 1981 interview with
Dave Herman, talking about
something else (abortion).
Day Of The Locusts ...04/27/2005
05:51:07 pm
As the fight continues over whether President Bush
should have the right to have an ambassador to the
United Nations who agrees with him (albeit one who
has allegedly had harsh words with one or maybe even
two people in his life), the Democrats might want to
print out this column from the Tehran Times
- the better to persuade their fellow committee
members that it might unduly annoy a fully paid-up
member of the Axis of Evil were Bolton to be
confirmed.
It's titled, "Wrong Man At The Wrong
Time":
His nomination appeared more
appalling since the Bush administration had
previously announced it planned to repair its
image, which had suffered greatly due to the
scandal-hit invasion of Iraq launched under the
guidance of hawks like Bolton and other officials
who Nelson Mandela once called the dinosaurs
surrounding Bush.
Certain revelations after his
nomination forced the Senate Foreign Relations
Committee to unexpectedly decide to spend a few
more weeks investigating allegations about his
bullying tactics against subordinates, attempts
to suppress opposing views about foreign policy
and national security, threats to a female
government contractor, and misleading the
committee about his handling of classified
materials. His record is so dark that even some
Republicans sitting on the committee are finding
his appointment hard to swallow.
His intimidation of
intelligence analysts has been confirmed by the
State Department and the Central Intelligence
Agency. For instance, Carl Ford, former chief of
the State Department's Bureau of Intelligence and
Research, told the senators that Bolton is a
"serial abuser who bullied
subordinates
an 800-pound gorilla." He
said Bolton "abuses his power and authority
over little people." "He's a
quintessential kiss-up, kick-down sort of
guy." He accused Bolton of seeking the
dismissal of a State Department official with
whom he disagreed.
It's clear that U.S. administration hardliners
have badly misjudged the current Iranian regime. Not
only are they well disposed towards the United
States, with the desire to see our foreign policy
implemented as effectively as possible, but it
actually pains them to even think of innocent
American intelligence analysts being bullied by such
a monster as John Bolton.
The mustachioed hawk, who wants
to see his nightmare worldview translated into
reality, has repeatedly claimed that Iran is
seeking a nuclear weapons program, despite
announcements by the UN nuclear agency that it
has found no evidence indicating that Tehran has
a nuclear weapons program.
It only remains for Kim Jong-Il to weigh in on
Bolton's qualifications and character. Oh, I forgot -
the North Koreans already expressed their opinion on
Bush's nominee way back in August of 2003 (the Dear
Leader is clearly as prescient as his press would
indicate). After what was surely a lengthy analysis
of the record with regard to Bolton's personal style,
work ethic, and knowledge of the relevant issues, a
North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman opined that Mr. Bolton was
"human scum and [a] bloodsucker."
Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, Barbara Boxer, Barack
Obama, John F. Kerry and the other Democratic members
of the Foreign Relations Committee are clearly not
too conflicted about furthering the good intentions
of our interested observers in the Iranian and North
Korean regimes.
Et tu, George Voinovich? Chuck Hagel?
I'm stuck for a Dylan quote, so I'll resort to Led
Zeppelin: "It really makes me wonder."
(Oh, and there are now1069 days remaining until
Sandy Berger can regain his security clearance.)
Feel Like A Fightin' Rooster ...04/25/2005 11:19:04 am
A version of Cry A While from Boston,
04/16/2005, that really cooks: mp3 file, here
temporarily.
I'm on the fringes of the night,
fighting back tears that I can't control
Some people they ain't human, they got no heart or
soul
Well, I'm crying to The Lord - I'm tryin' to be meek
and mild
Yes, I cried for you - now it's your turn, you can
cry awhile
Passover
greetings to all. ...04/24/2005
09:02:27 am
Dylan took last night off - but tonight is playing
Atlantic City.
Dylan To Create A Next
World War ...04/23/2005
05:59:21 pm
And the promoter who nearly fell
off the floor is apparently President Chen
Shui-Bian of Taiwan. OK -
I'm dubious at this stage about nearly every element
of this story but here it is, from the indispensable
Taiwanese news source ET Today:
Rock singer-turned-anti-war
icon {ed: give them a break they're
Taiwanese} Bob Dylan is to visit Taiwan in
July. According to our understanding, the
singer's agent has agreed to have him participate
as a part of Taipei County's annual Ho-Hai-Yan
Rock Festival, in response to an invitation from
President Chen Shui-bian. It will cost the
presidential office nearly eight million NT
dollars to bring Dylan to Taiwan.
"How many times must the canon balls fly,
before they're forever banned? The answer, my
friend, is blowin' in the wind," said
President Chen as he read lyrics from Bob Dylan's
Blowing in the Wind to express his emotions in
reaction to China's enactment of its
anti-secession law.
As tensions rise in the Taiwan Strait, President
Chen chose Dylan's lyrics to convey his feelings.
At the time, there were media speculations about
Dylan's visit, but now, ETTV has been able to
confirm with the press officer of Taipei Country,
Liao Chih-chien, who's in charge of the
Ho-Hai-Yan Rock Festival. "We're still
working on the details. There's still a few minor
things that we have yet to work out" said
Liao.
....
The organizer will announce Dylan's visit as
early as the middle of May, if plans go according
to schedule. This announcement will once again
bring Taiwan into the focus of international
attention.
Well, the thing that made me laugh
out loud when first reading this was the figure of $8
million that it would cost to have Dylan perform.
However, a helpful online currency converter tells me
that $8 million Taiwanese dollars is actually around
$250,000 US bucks. Not an inconceivable figure, then,
considering the logistics of getting The Bob Dylan
Show to Taipei.
Of-course the remarkable thing
about all this is the way that it's being tied into
the tension between the Taiwanese and the Chi-coms.
The President of Taiwan reacting to China's
anti-secession threats by quoting Blowing In The Wind? And now he's effectively personally
inviting Bob Dylan to come proclaim the message in
person in Taipei?
Here's some of what President Chen
said in March:
Chen offered a rewriting of
Dylan's song, including "How many roads must
the Taiwan people take before they can have true
democracy? How much time must the people on both
sides spend before they can find lasting peace?
How long must China engage in intimidation before
it can move toward peace? The answer, the great
Taiwan people, will be blowing in the wind on
March 26!"
And all this was said with Blowing
In The Wind playing the background.
What will the Red Chinese do, with
the bourgeois long-haired Yankee rock star spitting
in their face from across the Taiwanese Straits?
Hopefully there will be only music and not any
Chinese military ordinance blowing in the wind.
To Dylan, if he does do it, it
would probably be just another gig and a chance to
indulge his affection for the Far East (at least he's
always seemed to have a thing for Japan). To me, the
whole scenario is reminiscent of nothing so much as
the closing scene of Masked & Anonymous.
Bob, whatever you do, please don't
get into any fights with John Goodman.
Though this story will doubtless be
linked on Expecting Rain tomorrow, remember that you
heard it first here ...
Desire ...04/22/2005
02:24:05 pm
Recently, your host Right
Wing Bob subscribed via email to a
thing called FREECYCLE. For
those not hip enough to know, this is an
internet-based group that enables people to find
homes for items which they no longer need or want. It
was no doubt initiated by the kind of individuals who
wake up in a cold sweat every night imagining that
their back yard is being engulfed by a land fill. The
idea is simple: you post what you have to offer to
the group, and anyone who wants it can get in touch
with you and arrange to pick it up.
Now, it used to be that the
"Goodwill" filled this role in people's
lives, but you would generally have to lug the stuff
to the store yourself - and, let's face it, some junk
is too junky even for them. For those too pained to
just leave it on the curb, or set fire to it, there
is now a way to find a willing taker, for the mere
price of an email and the willingness to tell a
stranger on the internet where you live.
In addition to posting what you'd
like to offer, you may also post what you'd like to receive.
However, to avoid it becoming nothing but a big
wish-list, there are rules: only one
"WANTED" post per day (or per week, or
something) per individual. I'm dubious as to how well
the rules are enforced, since WANTEDs seem to
outnumber OFFERs by a factor of five or more in my
Inbox.
And it was whilst scanning my Inbox
over the last few days that something struck me. If
you took this long list of things being offered, and
other things being wanted, and edited it a bit, and
threw in some formatting, and drank a scotch or two,
you would end up with something very close to ...
pure poetry!
And so this is what I did. I've
extracted posts that seemed to resonate with me for
one reason or another, formatted them a little,
redacted precise email addresses where necessary, and
assembled them into my big statement on America in
2005 (with a suitably Dylanesque title). It speaks to
what we are willing to give, versus what we yearn to
receive and ... and it speaks to so many other things
besides (feel free to speculate so long as you credit
Right Wing Bob for any
insights at which you arrive).
DESIRE
Sender ............. Subject....................................................
.Date
WithAnEye@--.com OFFER: Women's Panties
... Thu 04/21
mattdecico WANTED:
Guitars and Keyboards ...Wed
04/20
laeve88 WANTED:
Floor Tiles ...Wed
04/20
momwriter2004 OFFER: Susan Powter Stop the
Insanity program ...Fri
04/22
r63gomez WANTED
Honeywell transformer model AT-20D or AT-72D
...Thu 04/21
fluffy830 WANTED:
Wall mount Air Conditioner ...Thu
04/21
glaistig16@--.com WANTED:
Newborn stuff for girl ...Thu
04/21
stella150 OFFER:
Non working ocean aquarium from Fisher Price
...Thu 04/21
Tara C. WANTED:
Bicycle ...Thu
04/21
peacebearhippohug WANTED: PICNIC TABLE or 2
stumps and a plank. ...Thu
04/21
dthelen_101 OFFER:
Pampers Pants Coupons ...Thu
04/21
cindy WANTED:
glass/time- misplaced number ...Thu
04/21
OoChiEWaLLi@--.com WANTED: Bright Colored
Couch/Sofa ...Thu 04/21
dianakash685 OFFER: Playbill magazines
...Thu 04/21
Leyna WANTED:
QUEEN BOLT ON BED FRAME/RAILS
...Thu 04/21
carolltommy OFFER::::::::::COIN
WRAPERS::::::::::::: ...Thu
04/21
jdp3000000 WANTED:
Baby Excersaucer ...Wed
04/20
listrejects WANTED:
SUSPENSION GRID SYSTEM FOR 2' X 2' or 2' X 4' CEILING
TILES ...Thu
04/21
aroid_mama OFFER:
Book- Office 2000 Bible ...Thu
04/21
scenario180 WANTED:
Floor Tiles, or used TV set ...Wed
04/20
indigo110473 WANTED: Spider Plant Babies
...Wed 04/20
Roz F. LAST
RE-OFFER: Bag of Technical/Job Search Books...
...Thu 04/21
Melissa WANTED:
index card organizer box or rolodex or something else
...Wed 04/20
indigo110473 WANTED: Renu Contact lens
solution ...Wed
04/20
W Perez WANTED:
Palmvx ...Wed 04/20
W Perez WANTED:
any MP3 player. ...Wed
04/20
slash630 OFFER:Saturday
Night Live VHS Tapes- ...Thu
04/21
Spencer WANTED
- broken laptop a few years old
...Thu 04/14
***
There you have it. I felt that Spencer's "broken
laptop a few years old" was a suitably
poignant note to end on. It's the only
"WANTED" post I was tempted to respond to,
if only to ask, "How broken do you want it,
Spencer?" but I resisted and maintained my
poetic distance. It's a lonely calling.
Broken cutters, broken saws,
Broken buckles, broken laws,
Broken bodies, broken bones,
Broken voices on broken phones.
Take a deep breath, feel like you're chokin',
Everything is broken.
With A Bullet ...04/22/2005
09:10:14 am
Yes, as a web searcher from Germany discovered
overnight, this site is currently the Number 1 hit on
GOOGLE when you perform a search on "dylan ratzinger." My
advertisers will be so pleased.
Shelter From The Storm ...04/21/2005
02:30:12 pm
This is Dylan doing Shelter From The Storm
(file here temporarily) at Boston's
Orpheum theater, on April 15th, 2005. I think it's
very nice indeed, even though he muffs the words at
one point and has to recover.
There's various ways that people hear this song.
Naturally, appearing as it does on Blood On The Tracks, the
assumption tends to be that the singer is addressing
a woman from whom he's become estranged. And the song
certainly works that way, and, Lord knows, lots of
other ways too.
These days though, I always hear the song as being
addressed to the singer's muse - or whatever you may
want to call it. You could call it just
"music," or "song," or that
spiritual conduit from which the singer believes his
songs emerge. Dylan of-course succeeds in avoiding
having to hang some clunky label on it, by just
saying "she." That's why he's a poet. I'll
just call it "song" for simplicity's sake.
In the early days, song gave an identity and shape
to the young artist, crystallizing the chaos in his
head and all around him, and enabling him to create
something enduring from it:
'Twas in another lifetime, one
of toil and blood
When blackness was a virtue and the road was full
of mud
I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of
form.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."
There was nothing the singer had to do back then
to discipline or force his art. He had a natural
connection to it and it flowed without prejudice or
fear.
Not a word was spoke between
us, there was little risk involved
Everything up to that point had been left
unresolved.
Try imagining a place where it's always safe and
warm.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."
Then something goes wrong. The singer feels
exhausted, hunted, "blown out" and ravaged.
Who's going after him? He doesn't say. But even in
these times he continues to find his refuge in song -
she gracefully approaches him and offers him her
shelter once again.
I was burned out from
exhaustion, buried in the hail,
Poisoned in the bushes an' blown out on the
trail,
Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."
Suddenly I turned around and
she was standin' there
With silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers
in her hair.
She walked up to me so gracefully and took my
crown of thorns.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."
If you think about Dylan's attempted escape from
"counterculture hero" status which he
describes so well in Chronicles, the next
verse might be seen to speak to a certain aspect.
Dylan says in his book, about the songs on the 1970
album New Morning:
I felt like these songs could
blow away in cigar smoke, which suited me fine.
... Maybe there were good songs in the grooves
and maybe there weren't - who knows? But they
weren't the kind where you hear an awful roaring
in your head. I knew what those kinds of songs
were like and these weren't them. It's not like I
hadn't any talent, I just wasn't feeling the full
force of the wind. No stellar explosions. I was
leaning against the console and listening to one
of the playbacks. It sounded okay.
Of-course Bob still does some of those songs in
concert - so he is not in that passage disavowing the
songs, but he is recognizing that something is
lacking compared to his earlier work, and that he
himself has played a role in making it disappear. He
didn't want the kind of excitement that he'd been
generating in other people through his songs. His own
excitement was just fine, but he couldn't control
what other people were going to do with that
quicksilver he was generating. It had been coming
back to bite him, and literally knocking on his door
in Woodstock. But in tampering with his inspiration,
had he broken something that could never again be
fixed?
Now there's a wall between us,
somethin' there's been lost
I took too much for granted, I got my signals
crossed.
Just to think that it all began on a non-eventful
morn.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."
A number of the remaining verses are rich in
Biblical imagery and some questions and implications
that are beyond the reach of my little post today.
But it's clear that the singer continues to seek
comfort and truth from that elusive and eternal
source, i.e. "song," as I'm calling it.
I've heard newborn babies
wailin' like a mournin' dove
And old men with broken teeth stranded without
love.
Do I understand your question, man, is it
hopeless and forlorn?
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."
And he comes back and sums it all up in the final
verse, as any good narrator should. He's in exile, in
a "foreign country," but determined to
return. Beauty (like his art of song?) "walks a
razor's edge," where the slightest tilt from one
side to the other will cause it to fall. He feels he
doesn't have that crucial balance right now but
"someday will make it mine." It would be
easy, if only he could get back to the real
beginning, the first moment of creation, "when
God and her were born." When God was born?
Of-course, God being eternal, it's not possible to
ever go back to the moment of His birth, is it? And
Dylan's well aware of that, and of the futility of
his yearning. It's a heartbreaking end to this song,
really ( and listening to him sing it is so much
better):
Well, I'm livin' in a foreign
country but I'm bound to cross the line
Beauty walks a razor's edge, someday I'll make it
mine.
If I could only turn back the clock to when God
and her were born.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."
Of-course an irony is that the song appears on
what is lauded as one of his greatest albums, an
album on which many feel he did "turn back the
clock" and create work that stands with his best
from the previous decade. And Blood On The Tracks
certainly does stand, not only with his best work,
but with anyone's. So, while creating a work of
genius, did Dylan also, as a part of that work, write
a song that mourns his hopeless disconnection from
the very source of that genius? Was writing the song
the penance he needed to do to be granted some rays
of that former light back?
A paradox wrapped in a conundrum, or something
like that. And one great song, I think.
People Tell Me It's A Sin ...04/19/2005
07:36:15 pm
... but I just can't help myself from enjoying the
reaction of the backbone of the Democratic Party
to news like today's (the selection of Cardinal
Ratzinger as Pope).
The first response is:
Oh goody. Another neocon in power.
And if that isn't worth the price of admission all
by itself! "Neocon" is such a deliciously
plastic term of abuse in these circles. When it can
be applied to a German cardinal who has always (so
far as anyone says) been a strict believer in and
teacher of orthodox Roman Catholicism, it has truly
gone way beyond the level of meaninglessness and into
the stratosphere of looniness. When people are so
incapable of defining their political enemies with
anything resembling accuracy (preferring nonsensical
catch-all labels), it says a great deal about their
utterly bereft craniums.
And the patients at the DU institution continue:
"the deep moral sickness" of europe
was a fave topic for ratzy and jp2. we are in for
one hell of a ride. keep your eye out for
commentary on how SOON they arrived at this
decision. it's about money and power -- the blood
cult wing of the theocrats is now in power in
catholicism as well as protestantism.
and
I tell you for sure, this isn't going to bring
any back This is BS. Maybe we'll get lucky he
will "die in his sleep" like our 33 day
"Progressive Pope" John Paul 1st, did.
Yes, I'm an Ex-Catholic, and now I plan on
staying that way.
and
The Vatican has become an arm of the
neo-con/fundie movement in Amerika because it too
has always been obsessed with power, and they see
that right now that's where the power is.We're Da
Vinci Code enthusiasts now. Non-affiliated,
non-denominational spiritual deists, perhaps. We
don't need no f'in churches to find our way
through this life and into the next.
and
My thoughts exactly.
I'm Jewish, so it doesn't really affect me
personally, but I know how much this can affect
world affairs and it's not a very good sign. Not
that I would wish anyone dead (well, almost
anyone), but he certainly won't be around as long
as JPII, for whom I had a lot of respect.
and
Joined the Hitler Youth in 1941, became part
of a flak unit in 1943...attended basic infantry
training in 1945, and then deserted just prior to
the end of the war. The two+ years of Hitler
Youth indoctrination forms the bedrock of his
current very conservative belief structure.
and a defender!
The Jerusalem Post defended Ratzinger against
those charges yesterday. Now call me crazy,but if
the Jerusalem Post defends you as a friend from
charges of being a nazi and anti-semite you
probably are aren't. Just go to
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/J...
and read the damn editorial if you don't believe
me. Now attack the guys conservative views rather
than a bs smear.
and
One can call Pope Benedict XVI "the
German Shephard"
After all, dog is God spelled backwards.
(couldn't resist)
and
They've pretty much made themselves irrelevant
with this choice
On that wise note, I say, "enough." But
damn, I love this stuff!

There's Too Much Confusion ...04/16/2005
04:20:05 pm
I don't understand this. From a local Michigan
newspaper: "An evening with Bob Dylan and Michael
Moore, almost."
This columnist goes to see a Dylan show in Mt. Pleasant, at a casino. He sees
Michael Moore there, also attending the show. He
wants to go over to Moore and tell him that he liked
"Fahrenheit 9/11" a whole lot, but security
people make it clear that Moore doesn't want to be
bothered. Nothing noteworthy here yet. Here's the
twist:
I wanted to tell Michael Moore
that I had seen his movie and really enjoyed it.
I wanted to tell him that I had taken my son to
see it when he was only a couple days fresh back
from Baghdad.
Soldiers fight for not only
freedom of the press but also freedom of speech
too.
Uh, aside from the perplexing distinction he's
making there between freedom of the press
and freedom of speech (which one is he
implying is more applicable to Fahrenheit 9/11? And
at what point did the government try to stop that
movie from being made or shown in theaters?), what in
the world would possess a father to eagerly take his
son, a couple of days off from serving in combat, to
a movie that denigrates his mission and purpose to
such an extent?
Then this:
The movie contained footage of
U.S. Army soldiers on patrol in Baghdad. They
were searching an area when an improvised
explosive device went off right in front of them.
The speakers in the theater were at maximum
volume and the explosion was very loud and
literally rocked the theater.
I noticed that my son, who was seated next to me,
jumped and then gripped the arm rests of his
seat. It was quite a shock to him, watching that
scene.
He noticed that I had seen him flinch and he
looked a little sheepish. This saddened me,
realizing the things he had seen and done had
caused this to occur.
We went directly outside to have a cigarette
after this. I noticed my son smoking furiously
while gripping the cigarette hard and staring off
into the distance of the theater parking lot. He
was looking about 1,000 yards away at nothing in
particular. Then we went back in and finished
watching the movie.
That's what I wanted to tell Michael Moore --
about his movie and the effect it had on us that
day.
He wanted to thank Michael Moore for the cherished
memory of seeing his son, just returned from a war
zone, get upset by a loud explosion? Again, I
honestly just don't understand this. Not a single
bit.
There was a movie I seen one time,
I think I sat through it twice.
I don't remember who I was or where I was bound.
All I remember about it was it starred Gregory Peck,
he wore a gun and he was shot in the back.
Seems like a long time ago, long before the stars
were torn down.
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