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10/28/2004
More October surprises, courtesy of Iowahawk.
Dig this Knight Ridder headline,
just for kicks: "Arafat Death Could Lead
To Instability In The West Bank And Gaza." We sure wouldn't want that.
Fortunately, it may not happen
after all - not ever. Reuters, via the BBC, here quotes a shoe merchant in Ramallah, saying:
I'm afraid if
he dies, there will be no authority - it will be
a catastrophe for our people.
Yeah, a catastrophe ... and just
when things were going so well.
And while Springsteen shills for a candidate without principles, Dylan sticks to his own
and continues on one of the most astounding musical odysseys of
this or any other age. Great bit in Chronicles
where Dylan is trying to explain to the promoter that
he wants to go back the following year to play
exactly the same places he had just played that year
(the genesis of the Never Ending Tour) and he's told,
"that's not going to give anybody an
erection." I've loant out my copy so I don't
have the exact reference. The promoter prevents Dylan
from doing what he wants at that stage. But Bob
persisted and it's worth noting that he sure as heck
has triumphed with all that. It's no small feat to
tour as much as he does, to go back again and again
to many fairly small markets and continue to make it
work. Year after year. It's pretty darned amazing in
fact. On election night Dylan will be in Wisconsin
playing to an audience who showed up to hear his
music. Springsteen will have his head in his hands
wondering why everyone hasn't voted for John F. Kerry
like he told them. Pity the poor Boss.
If You Gotta Go ...
10/27/2004b
In honor of the ailing Arafat, a few lines from a song that has
often brought his visage to my mind. It's from Infidels, and since another song on Infidels
is the profound defense of Israel's right to exist
that is Neighborhood Bully, maybe that has something to do with how
this song, Man Of Peace, resonates in that same Middle East
context.
So, Yasser (and you know you can't
take that Nobel Prize with you when you go), this
one's for you:
He got a sweet gift of gab, he got
a harmonious tongue,
He knows every song of love that ever has been sung.
Good intentions can be evil,
Both hands can be full of grease.
You know that sometimes Satan comes as a man of
peace.
He's a great humanitarian, he's a
great philanthropist,
He knows just where to touch you, honey, and how you
like to be kissed.
He'll put both his arms around you,
You can feel the tender touch of the beast.
You know that sometimes Satan comes as a man of
peace.
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Things That Remain
... 10/27/2004
A much better example of a book
review than what was written about here yesterday is this, a review of Dylan's
Visions Of Sin from
the estimable journal on religion, culture and public
life: First Things.
Honest With Me ... 10/26/2004
The NY Times Sunday Book Review of Chronicles
by Tom Carson really called out to be addressed,
although Right Wing Bob has
been trying to make ends meet this week - a
persistently futile effort. The review, to put it
mildly, is snide. Of-course an early and
very positive review of Dylan's book was also in the
NY Times, by Janet Maslin. It's been endlessly
recirculated; here it is in The Arizona Republic.
Though the Sunday book review
supplement has a certain cachet that the daily paper
doesn't, it's probably safe to say that a bad review
there doesn't necessarily sink a book. Just to get
that level of attention is probably welcome to most
publishers, if not writers. And in the case of Chronicles,
it's too late to shut the stable door - it's at
number 3 on the same NY Times' bestseller list, and
has been awarded positive if not rave reviews across
the English speaking world at this point.
However, it's interesting that the
ultimate and essential hit piece on Bob's memoir
should appear in the NY Times. There's a certain
serendipity here - considering their evil hit piece
this week on President Bush - the absurd
"missing explosives in Iraq" story. A
fairly to-the-point angle on that nonsense is here. (Bush is going to win, but big,
sez Right Wing Bob.)
So, as for Tom Carson and Chronicles:
it does not bode well for a serious book review in a
serious publication when it begins by saying that
Dylan's memoir fails to answer the question "So
what was up with the mustache, dude?" He expends
an entire paragraph on that unfunny inanity. From
there he goes on to state that he had not "given
a flying Wallenda about Dylan in years." In the
rest of the review, it must be noted, he then
presents himself as somehow deeply knowledgeable
about the essential facts of Dylan's make-up. The
essential fact - in fact - is that Bob is consumed
with "image tending." And he posits that
"constructing a notional, elusive but
compelling identity to suit the project at hand"
is central to Dylan's work and that this book is just
one more such identity. Here lies the fundamental
flaw in his review (other than his sheer laziness and
ignorance): he fails to see that there is a
consistent identity in the writer and performer we
know as Bob Dylan, and that many listeners can easily
follow the thread from his first recording to his most recent, and find no unresolvable
clashes or contradictions. Changes in musical,
lyrical or singing style do not amount to a disposal
and reinvention of the central actor - i.e. the
creator of the work. And for many of those self-same
listeners, Chronicles represents nothing
more than a straightforward (if also revelatory and
rambunctious) account of the various times and
experiences Dylan has chosen to write about. It isn't
some brand new Bob Dylan, refitted for 2004 - it's
the same Dylan we already knew through his music and
interviews. Those of us who were paying attention, at
least. He's just telling us stories we hadn't yet
heard.
From there onwards, it's really just a matter of
watching exactly how snide and low-to-the-ground
Carson can get. He presumes to tell us that "in
a provincial Middle American town like Eisenhower-era
Hibbing, Minn" (that is so NY Times), Dylan's
Jewishness must have made him a "square
peg," and in not regaling us with stories about
(I guess) alienation and anti-semitic attacks, Dylan
is selectively omitting crucial information. Well -
first of all - Dylan is not feigning to give us a
detailed account of everything he has experienced in
his life. It's 293 pages of fairly large type, after
all. Secondly, how does Carson know what was most
formative in Dylan's life in Hibbing? Why should we
believe that Tom Carson knows better about what is
was like to be a Zimmerman in Hibbing during that
time, and that Dylan is trying to pull the wool over
our eyes and leave out pivotal facts, in the name of
some kind of "image tending?"
Why indeed?
There are many things that Carson presumes to tell
us that he knows better than the writer of the book.
He sneers at the very idea that the 20 year old Bob
Dylan would have any affection for and real knowledge
of American history. How could Bob even dream of
seeing, as he writes in Chronicles, the
ghost of John Wilkes Booth in a Greenwich Village
tavern, fresh as he was from "Hibbing's superb
public schools?" The reference is sarcastic -
Tom Carson presumes to know that the young Robert
Zimmerman had no good history teachers - and that he
never saw an image of John Wilkes Booth in a textbook
- or that if he did it cannot have made any
impression on him. That's a helluva lot of presuming,
unless Tom Carson actually attended school with the
young Robert Zimmerman and his classmates in Hibbing,
Minnesota (in which case I apologize). Even then, he
has chosen to reject the idea that Bob may have had a
particular interest in these matters, and may even
have gathered his knowledge from other sources.
The theme, you see, is that Bob Dylan is lying.
And on and on. He glibly labels the U.S. Civil War
(which Dylan meditates on at some length in Chronicles),
as "the 19th century's ultimate Good/Bad
war," claiming that Dylan's intention is that we
are meant to recall "his own time's coming
storms." There is no such implication in the
book - Carson indeed provides no evidence of one. And
Carson's characterization of the Civil War in that
manner is nothing short of juvenile, tasteless and
ignorant. "The 19th century's ultimate Good/Bad
war." Just a bunch of cocksure ironic bullshit.
And that's just about what the entire review is.
The most sneakily insidious aspect of the whole thing
is that he pretends to actually be praising the book.
Dylan is lying, but doing it in such an entertaining
fashion that we can forgive him. It doesn't matter
whether we're reading truth or lies - nothing matters
except whether the reviewer believes that it meets a
certain standard of hipness or smartness or
timeliness. As he says, "conditional genius is
how pop culture works."
Well, Mr. Carson, you can hang your hat there if
you wish. It doesn't really do it for me. I don't
spend my short and precious time on this earth
deliberately listening to "conditional"
music, or reading "conditional" books and
marvelling at how appropriate to their moment they
are and how short their shelf-life will be, and
laughing off how dishonest they are. If that's how
you choose to approach the work of Bob Dylan,
including this book, then you're just focusing on the
breeze while the train is passing you by. And that's
a real doggone shame.
Nothing, Really Nothing To
Turn Off ...
10/22/2004
Thanks to the reader who reminded
me that Kerry did go on the record previously about
Dylan, in an interview with GQ
magazine which took place
on July 4th of this year. It was per a direct
question from the interviewer, who, like Wenner
below, was pressing the Senator from Massachusetts to
say something interesting and believable about his
taste in music. I'm just going to let the exchange
stand by itself.
GQ: Who's the
better band: Stones or Beatles?
JFKerry: Um...
GQ: And don't
give me some lame political answer and say
"I like them both." Pick one.
JK: Well, I can
pick both. I can tell you the truth, and the
truth is I love both. I love "Brown
Sugar." I love "Jumpin' Jack
Flash." I love, you know,
"Satisfaction." I like "Little Red
Rooster." I love every Beatles song. I mean,
I love the Beatles. I love the Abbey Road
album, I love the White Album.
GQ: But,
c'monyou have to choose one.
JK: But I don't
have to. And that's the glory of life. I play
them both. I do! I play them both. I've got them
both in my car.
GQ: What about
Dylan? Ever met him?
JK: I have. It
was like meeting an icon. I love Dylan. He's
brilliant. One of my favorite songs ever in life
is... I mean, I can name any number of his songs
that I love [long pause]... but you know, Lay
across my big brass bed"Lay, Lady,
Lay."
Kerry Snubs Dylan ... 10/21/2004
John F. Kerry gives another interview to Rolling
Stone - he had already
given one during the primaries. He avoids using the F
word again, although interviewer Jann Wenner uses it
once in a question (instantly re-establishing his
street credentials) and Kerry responds "You're
damn right!" So, is that eff'ing by proxy?
On to the meat of the interview:
asked who his favorite rock & roll artists are,
Kerry responds:
Oh, gosh. I'm, you know, a huge
Rolling Stones fan; Beatles fan. One of the most
cherished photographs in my life is a picture of
me with John Lennon -- who I met back in 1971 at
an anti-war rally. But I love a lot of different
performers.
Seems to me Kerry must've gotten wind of Dylan's
affection for Barry Goldwater. I mean, if you're so
predictable and lazy as to answer "the Beatles
and the Stones," why not complete the 1960's
holy trinity with Bob Dylan? A very pointed omission
- no doubt about it. Maybe he also heard about Laura
Bush's affection for Bob's music, and the fact that
the Bush twins listened to "Budokan" at summer camp
and that a Dylan concert was the first live gig they
ever attended.
Of-course, when pressed by Wenner to diversify his
taste ("You're a greatest hits kind of
guy."), the inner waffler in John F. Kerry
explodes to the surface. It never takes much.
I also like folk music. I like
some classical. I love guitar. Oh, God. I mean,
you know -- Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Buffett . . .
Hey Senator, what about Jimmy Reed, Jimmie
Rodgers, Jimmy Durante, Jimmy effin' Stewart?? Are
you sure you're covering all the bases? And you
mention "folk music," but still no Bob
Dylan? Maybe he's too fatalistic for you.
Wenner goes on to ask him about movies,
specifically "Apocalypse Now." I love how
Kerry responds - it says so much about him.
(Wenner) Was that what
it was like going up river, on those boats?
(Kerry) That's exactly how it
was, man. Sitting in that river, waiting for
someone to shoot you -- but the later part of the
movie, after the point where they get to the
bridge, then everything becomes a little
psychedelic. That got a little distant from me.
That's it: pander to the audience
by saying "man," but tread carefully -
don't risk endorsing anything that's too far out
there and countercultural. The contrast is so stark
in this election between a candidate who speaks his
mind and knows himself, and a candidate who ties up
his thoughts lest they betray him, and arguably
doesn't know who stares back at him in the mirror.
Anyhow, I'm hopeful that Dylan
won't be too rattled by this snub and will manage to
continue with his tour.
He looks so
truthful, is this how he feels
Trying to peel the moon and expose it
With his businesslike anger and his bloodhounds that
kneel
If he needs a third eye he just grows it
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