Daily Ramblings:
To Be Alone With You ...11/28/2004 03:54:49 pm
CBS's 60 Minutes website has its own entry on the Dylan interview.
So far, it's the only topic scheduled for that
December 5th show. Time to hold hands and will them
not to add anything else.
Happy Thanksgiving ...11/25/2004 12:02:17 pm
In the words of the original George W.:
WHEREAS it is the duty of all
nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty
God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His
benefits, and humbly to implore His protection
and favour ...
NOW THEREFORE, I do recommend
and assign THURSDAY, the TWENTY-SIXTH DAY of
NOVEMBER next, to be devoted by the people of
these States to the service of that great and
glorious Being who is the beneficent author of
all the good that was, that is, or that will be;
that we may then all unite in rendering unto Him
our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care
and protection of the people of this country
previous to their becoming a nation; for the
signal and manifold mercies and the favorable
interpositions of His providence in the course
and conclusion of the late war ... and, in
general, for all the great and various favours
which He has been pleased to confer upon us.
And also, that we may then
unite in most humbly offering our prayers and
supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of
Nations and beseech Him to pardon our national
and other transgressions;-- to enable us all,
whether in publick or private stations, to
perform our several and relative duties properly
and punctually; to render our National Government
a blessing to all the people by constantly being
a Government of wise, just, and constitutional
laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and
obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and
nations (especially such as have shewn
kindness unto us); and to bless them
with good governments, peace, and concord; to
promote the knowledge and practice of true
religion and virtue, and the increase of science
among them and us; and, generally to grant unto
all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity
as he alone knows to be best.
GIVEN under my hand, at the
city of New-York, the third day of October, in
the year of our Lord, one thousand seven hundred
and eighty-nine.
(signed) G. Washington
And in the words of the current George W.:
... This Thanksgiving, we
express our gratitude to our dedicated
firefighters and police officers who help keep
our homeland safe. We are grateful to the
homeland security and intelligence personnel who
spend long hours on faithful watch. And we give
thanks for the Americans in our Armed Forces who
are serving around the world to secure our
country and advance the cause of freedom. These
brave men and women make our entire Nation proud,
and we thank them and their families for their
sacrifice.
On this Thanksgiving Day, we
thank God for His blessings and ask Him to
continue to guide and watch over our Nation.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W.
BUSH, President of the United States of America,
by virtue of the authority vested in me by the
Constitution and laws of the United States, do
hereby proclaim Thursday, November 25, 2004, as a
National Day of Thanksgiving. I encourage all
Americans to gather together in their homes and
places of worship to reinforce the ties of family
and community and to express gratitude for the
many blessings we enjoy.
And check out one of the best
columns to come in a long time from this George W.: Remembering
Lena.
It's Unbelievable ...11/24/2004 11:01:15 am
... but true. It'll be on Expecting Rain
tomorrow, but 'round here we don't wait for Norwegian
time. In discussing his
"rocky" times at CBS and his decision to resign with USA Today, Dan
Rather quotes Bob Dylan:
"If you don't believe there's a price for
this sweet paradise, just remind me to show you
the scars."
That's "Where Are You Tonight?"
from Streetlegal. What can you say? A kudo
to old Dan for coming up with a relatively little
known Dylan song, and quoting it quite appropriately
to his situation.
Here's another Bob quote:
"The news of the day is on
all the time,
All the latest gossip, all the latest rhyme,
Your mind is your temple, keep it beautiful and free,
Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you
can't see."
Of-course it's also just been announced that Dylan
will be seen in his first television interview since
1985, on CBS's "60 Minutes" on December
5th. Ed Bradley got the gig, and talked to Dylan -
apparently on this past November 19th - for ninety
minutes. I just pray they give him the whole hour
(minus commercials), and don't compress that ninety
minutes into one viciously edited fifteen minute
segment.
I mean, this is history, folks.
That last interview he did in 1985 was for ABC's
20/20. If you've seen it, you'll know it's about
fifteen minutes of various old and new concert
footage and stuff, with a voice-over by the
self-important ABC journalist telling us what we
should know about Bob - interspersed with brief clips
of the actual interview with Dylan, which probably
amount to little more than two minutes total.
Do better this time, please.
I'll even promise to forgive CBS for all past
transgressions ... we can start with a clean slate
after December 5th! Please, guys ...

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Devil's In The Alley ...11/24/2004 10:09:32 am
From the BBC, a little bit of the
real story from an embedded
reporter. The editor titles it "Hunting
'Satan' in Falluja hell," which would
feed into some readers' preconceptions of Bible
thumping rednecks wreaking havoc, but the article
itself by reporter Paul Wood is just the facts and
worth reading in full. There's this on the
comportment of the comander of the 1st Battalion, 8th
Marine Regiment in the midst of battle:
Lt Col Brandl, the 1/8's
commander, came striding across the roof top,
wearing wrap-around shades and a broad grin.
A cigar was sticking out of one
side of his mouth. Everyone else was moving
around bent double.
The marines called this
building "Fort Apache" since in any
particular direction you cared to look, someone
was attacking them.
"What's our situation,
Colonel?" I asked, a little nervous.
"Our situation is
good," he said, pausing for a
volley of gunfire. "The enemy is
coming to us. And we're killing
him."
And just one of the stories we're not hearing of the
heroes of our time:
Lt Malcolm's squad went up on
to the highest roof top they could find - but not
higher than the two minarets on either side with
snipers.
There was a wall about 40cm
(16in) tall for cover. Everyone tried to get
close to it while bullets skipped across the
paving stones.
When he heard his men were in
trouble - the men he'd been giving chess tips
just the day before - Lt Malcolm came to get
them.
As he ran onto the roof, one of
the sniper's bullets hit his helmet, bouncing
off.
He kept going, and did not
leave until he had shepherded all his men down.
He was killed by the second
bullet. It got him in the back, just below the
flak jacket, as he jumped down the stairwell.
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Al-Zarqawi: I'M
MELLLLTTTTTING! ...11/24/2004
09:29:02 am
In his first public performance since the rout of his band of torturers and
beheaders in Fallujah, and as operations continue south of
Baghdad, terrorist leader
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi put the blame for the defeat of
his thugs squarely at the feet of his
co-religionists.
With his term apparently nearing
its end and his thoughts now likely to be turning to
his legacy, he addressed Muslim scholars on the
recently released audiotape:
"You have let us down in
the darkest circumstances and handed us over to
the enemy
You have quit supporting the
mujahedeen. Hundreds of thousands of the nation's
sons are being slaughtered at the hands of the
infidels because of your silence."
He went on:
"You made peace with the
tyranny and handed over the countries and the
people to the Jews and Crusaders.
when you
resort to silence on their crimes, when you
refused to hold the banners of Jihad and Tawhid,
and when you prevented youth from heading to the
battlefields in order to defend the religion ...
Instead of implementing God's orders, you chose
your safety and preferred your money and
sons."
The man who recruited others to fight and murder
by using DVDs glorifying the brutal and ritualistic
beheadings of innocent people continues:
"You left the mujahadeen
facing the strongest power in the world. Are not
your hearts shaken by the scenes of your brothers
being surrounded and hurt by your enemy?"
Later on in the tape he exhorts his
surviving goons to keep fighting.
None could be reached for comment
at press time.
Writers And Critics ...11/21/2004 08:32:07
pm
Back to Bob for a minute. In the NY
Times last Sunday, the following letter to the editor
was published, in reaction to Tom Carson's review in
the Times of Dylan's Chronicles. I already
critiqued his review here for being the snide piece of
irony-worshipping garbage that I believe it to be,
and this letter to the editor from someone with
special knowledge just underlines the fact that
Carson's studied and insistent skepticism with regard
to Dylan's reminiscences is utterly misplaced.
Tom Carson's review of Bob
Dylan's ''Chronicles'' (Oct. 24) punctures a lot
of the mystique, but also reveals some basic
ignorance of the Greenwich Village folk scene. Having
spent the last two years editing the memoir of
Dylan's mentor Dave Van Ronk, I can assure Carson
that both Dylan's romantic primitivism and his
fascination with history were the common coin of
that scene. Dylan certainly would have known at
20 that the Café Bizarre ''used to be Aaron
Burr's livery stable'' -- that is the first thing
anyone who played the club remembers about it. Before
Dylan transformed the folk world into a mass of
self-involved singer-songwriters, it was
populated by amateur historians posing as what
Van Ronk liked to call ''neo-ethnics,'' and they
all treasured both their carefully honed hayseed
accents and their links to previous
self-mythologizers like Walt Whitman. Dylan's
memoir, quirky as it may be, gives a
straightforward sense of that time and place.
Elijah Wald
Cambridge, Mass.
Published: 11 - 14 - 2004 , Late Edition - Final
, Section 7 , Column 1 , Page 4
Thank you, Mr. Wald. And since the
book has now been out about 6 weeks, it's worth
pointing out that for anyone who believes it to be
purposely deceitful, they have a little problem with
a dog that doesn't bark. That is, there has been no
rush of contemporaneous figures - and people Dylan
mentions in his book - coming out and saying,
"Hey, that's not how it happened. I was there, I
know." Though it's likely that a few people are
miffed at their portrayal, or lack of one (Robbie
Robertson only gets mentioned for that dumb question
he asks on the car ride), no one seems to be
seriously questioning Dylan's veracity. Aside from
reviewers like Carson, that is - of which there have
been blessedly few.
And while I'm on the subject,
thanks to visitor Russ for mentioning this, Dylan's recent Q
& A with Rolling Stone,
of which I was completely unaware. It's a nice little
exchange. Here's something he says about Chronicles:
With the book, what I try and
do is put a feeling across. It's not the kind of
book where it's a short life and a merry one.
It's more abstract, drawn out over long periods
of time. I worked the book, if you want to call
it that, in patterns. I portray life as a game of
chance.
Bang on, as it should be coming
from the author. But the phrase "Simple Twist Of
Fate" occurred to me a great deal while reading
the memoir. He's highly cognizant of the moments when
his life could have gone one way or another, and so
the book is filled both with a sense of chance and, I
think also, the implicit sense of an unseen hand.
More from the telephone Q & A:
What's the last song
you'd like to hear before you die?
How 'bout "Rock of
Ages"?
I heard you've written
songs for a new album.
I have a bunch of them. I do.
When will you crank 'em
out?
Maybe in the beginning of the
year. I'm not sure where and when.
Can you tell me about
them?
No, I couldn't explain them to
you. After you listen to them, call me back. It's
difficult to paraphrase them or tell you what
kind of style they're in. You won't be surprised.
Why not?
The musical structure you're
used to hearing -- it might be rearranged a bit.
The songs themselves will speak to you.
I love that - when he says about
his next album, "You won't be surprised."
Anyone else would say exactly the opposite, "Oh,
just wait, it's gonna be something different for me,
something you haven't heard before." And of all
artists, Dylan is one who could claim to consistently
surprise. What the heck do you call Nashville
Skyline, Slow Train Coming, Highway 61, Time Out Of
Mind? Some of those, and others, were more
earthquakes than mere surprises. Yet he can
laconically say, hey, I can't describe them, but you
won't be surprised. Hilarious, and true on some level
Dylan's brain operates on.
What a gift it is that he's still
with us and making music, and grown adults can await
his next album with the giddy anticipation of fifteen
year olds.
And with Dubya kicking ass in the White House and
beyond!
It frightens me, the awful truth
of how sweet life can be

Bushwhacked!! ...11/20/2004 08:52:12 pm
I just wanted to steal the likely
tabloid headline tomorrow. Below is the picture of
President George W. Bush moments after he personally settled a
fracas between one of his
Secret Service agents (the man behind Bush in the
picture) and the Chilean security agents who were
trying to deny him entry.
I expect we'll all see the video
footage in due time.
Did we elect the right guy, or
what?

Addendum: Just
think, if this Bush/Secret Service incident had
happened before the election, we would have been
treated to an instant lefty conspiracy mill, claiming
that it had been staged to make Dubya appear more
manly and commanding. It's so sweet not to have to
hear that kind of garbage anymore.
Yes, Right
Wing Bob is still gloating ...
just a little. Does it show?
Addendum II:
Real Player footage of the incident is here - relevant action begins in the
18th minute of this 45 minute clip, so skip ahead,
unless you really enjoy this diplomatic rope line
stuff.
Addendum III:
And the best detail on the incident and its
interesting background that I've found is here, in the
Washington Times
(surprise, surprise).
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Living The Blues ...11/20/2004 02:10:47 pm
A protester in Santiago, Chile
(where President Bush is attending an APEC summit)
conveys his preference for the more nuanced foreign
policy ideas of John Kerry, and his dismay at
President Bush's continued pursuit of a more
assertive American agenda:

It's A Restless Hungry
Feeling
...11/19/2004 04:22:15 pm
The dreadful fallout from the
re-election of George W. Bush continues apace. We'll
be lucky if any of us are left alive at the end of
the next four years to vote for Hillary. (That must
be his plan!) The following article left me stunned
and all but in tears: More New Yorkers At
Risk For Hunger, Survey Finds.
More New Yorkers are having trouble
putting food on the table, according to a survey
by the Food Bank for New York City.
The study found 31 percent of city residents are
at risk for hunger, finding it
somewhat or very difficult to afford the food
they need for their families thats
up from 25 percent a year ago.
"Somewhat or very difficult to
afford" food. This when a 10 lb bag of rice
(enough food for about 6 months) costs $3.99 in the
New York area!! A pound of dried black beans is 89
cents! Clearly, 31% of New Yorkers are not just poor,
they are hopelessly desititute, prostrate, penniless
and possibly already dead.
The statistics from this inarguably
impartial organization's astounding poll march on, in
a pitiless indictment of the cruelty of our laughable
"society:"
Breaking it down by borough, 32 percent of
Queens residents are at risk for hunger, up 8
percent from a year ago; in Brooklyn, 31 percent
are at risk (a 7 percent rise); 19 percent are at
risk in the Bronx (up 6 percent); 13 percent of
Staten Islanders are at risk (a jump from none a
year ago); and in Manhattan, the number held
steady at 21 percent.
21% of Manhattanites!! At least the figure is
holding steady, and not increasing. Thank God for
small mercies, as they say. But how is it that in the
Capital of the World, filled with tourists, media
people (at least dozens of whom must have cameras)
and every left wing activist group one could hope
for, that this tragedy can unfold virtually
unnoticed? The truth must be that the brave and stoic
Manhattanites are hiding their hunger. Not for them
the wages of pity from the burgeoning bellies of the
Red State folk. No, Manhattanites will not complain
of their terrible malnourishment, not one bit - not
if it kills them.
Therefore we must track down these one in five
Manhattanites who are finding it "somewhat or
very difficult" to afford food and reach out, if
necessary anonymously, to quench their appetites and
ease their horrid suffering.
To wit, here are five residents of Manhattan
island. One of them must be our first example of this
terrible, shameful thing hiding in our midst: the
hunger that dare not speak its name. Our job is to
find out which one that is.
It's well known that extreme cases of
starvation cause bloating, in the horrible end. And
just to think, people have been making fun of his
swollen belly!

People have criticized her
post-election columns for being filled with a vile
hatred of Middle America. Her poor empty stomach is
just crying out for them to share their hamburgers,
for chrissakes!

Did he step down from National Review
for the reasons he stated, or was it because he could
no longer afford to expend the calories necessary to
continue in the job?

Did little Jazzy really die in that
upstate kennel (as if the gossip maven of Gotham
would send her pooch to the stix!), or was Cindy
forced to seek life-saving sustenance from the only
creature she loved?

Oh, sweet Jesus!
Forgive us ...
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Get Up Near The Teacher
...11/19/2004
02:46:03 pm
VDH kicks ass. What else is new? But it's how he says it.
We are living in historic times, as all the
landmarks of the past half-century are in the
midst of passing away. The old left-wing critique
is in shambles as the United States is
proving to be the most radical engine for world
democratic change and liberalization of the age.
A reactionary Old Europe, in concert with the
ossified American leftist elite, unleashed
everything within its ample cultural arsenal:
novels, plays, and op-ed columns calling for the
assassination of President Bush; propaganda
documentaries reminiscent of the oeuvre of Pravda
or Leni Riefenstahl; and transparent bias passed
off as front-page news and lead-ins on the
evening network news.
Germany and France threw away their historic
special relationships with America, while
billions in Eastern Europe, India, Russia, China,
and Japan either approved of our efforts or at
least kept silent. Who would have
believed 60 years ago that the great critics of
democracy in the Middle East would now be
American novelists and European utopians, while
Indians, Poles, and Japanese were supporting
those who just wanted the chance to vote? Who
would have thought that a young Marine from the
suburbs of Topeka battling the Dark Ages in
Fallujah the real humanist was
doing more to aid the planet than all the
billions of the U.N.?
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