Daily Ramblings:
Dylan To Create A Next
World War ...04/23/2005
05:59:21 pm
And the promoter who nearly fell
off the floor is apparently President Chen
Shui-Bian of Taiwan. OK -
I'm dubious at this stage about nearly every element
of this story but here it is, from the indispensable
Taiwanese news source ET Today:
Rock singer-turned-anti-war
icon {ed: give them a break they're
Taiwanese} Bob Dylan is to visit Taiwan in
July. According to our understanding, the
singer's agent has agreed to have him participate
as a part of Taipei County's annual Ho-Hai-Yan
Rock Festival, in response to an invitation from
President Chen Shui-bian. It will cost the
presidential office nearly eight million NT
dollars to bring Dylan to Taiwan.
"How many times must the canon balls fly,
before they're forever banned? The answer, my
friend, is blowin' in the wind," said
President Chen as he read lyrics from Bob Dylan's
Blowing in the Wind to express his emotions in
reaction to China's enactment of its
anti-secession law.
As tensions rise in the Taiwan Strait, President
Chen chose Dylan's lyrics to convey his feelings.
At the time, there were media speculations about
Dylan's visit, but now, ETTV has been able to
confirm with the press officer of Taipei Country,
Liao Chih-chien, who's in charge of the
Ho-Hai-Yan Rock Festival. "We're still
working on the details. There's still a few minor
things that we have yet to work out" said
Liao.
....
The organizer will announce Dylan's visit as
early as the middle of May, if plans go according
to schedule. This announcement will once again
bring Taiwan into the focus of international
attention.
Well, the thing that made me laugh
out loud when first reading this was the figure of $8
million that it would cost to have Dylan perform.
However, a helpful online currency converter tells me
that $8 million Taiwanese dollars is actually around
$250,000 US bucks. Not an inconceivable figure, then,
considering the logistics of getting The Bob Dylan
Show to Taipei.
Of-course the remarkable thing
about all this is the way that it's being tied into
the tension between the Taiwanese and the Chi-coms.
The President of Taiwan reacting to China's
anti-secession threats by quoting Blowing In The Wind? And now he's effectively personally
inviting Bob Dylan to come proclaim the message in
person in Taipei?
Here's some of what President Chen
said in March:
Chen offered a rewriting of
Dylan's song, including "How many roads must
the Taiwan people take before they can have true
democracy? How much time must the people on both
sides spend before they can find lasting peace?
How long must China engage in intimidation before
it can move toward peace? The answer, the great
Taiwan people, will be blowing in the wind on
March 26!"
And all this was said with Blowing
In The Wind playing the background.
What will the Red Chinese do, with
the bourgeois long-haired Yankee rock star spitting
in their face from across the Taiwanese Straits?
Hopefully there will be only music and not any
Chinese military ordinance blowing in the wind.
To Dylan, if he does do it, it
would probably be just another gig and a chance to
indulge his affection for the Far East (at least he's
always seemed to have a thing for Japan). To me, the
whole scenario is reminiscent of nothing so much as
the closing scene of Masked & Anonymous.
Bob, whatever you do, please don't
get into any fights with John Goodman.
Though this story will doubtless be
linked on Expecting Rain tomorrow, remember that you
heard it first here ...
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