All allegedly respectable media outlets should agree not to print any more pictures or broadcast any more videotape of Britney Spears endlessly getting in and out of her car, or doing anything else, until such time as she may be declared mentally healthy (at least by Dr. Phil).

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Fred D. Thompson should announce he’s jumping back into the race for the Republican presidential nomination. He’s now perfectly placed to sweep all the remaining primaries and be nominated, if necessary, by popular acclamation.

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Lawmakers all over the world — not to mention global warming enthusiasts — should once in a while take five minutes to think about unintended consequences.

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