It would be difficult to stay sane in this election season without Iowahawk. Heck, it’s pretty difficult even with Iowahawk. His latest essential report bears the title: “Biden: Obama Ready for Armageddon Showdown He Will Provoke.”

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Biden also warned the audience that the first days of the Obama administration would bring some inevitable disappointments.

“I’m not going to lie to you - it doesn’t take a weatherman to know that hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, a hard rain is gonna fall, all along the watchtower,” said the Delaware Senator, strumming on a pantomime guitar. “There will be a point — maybe one week, maybe two weeks after the inauguration — when the opinion polls will look bad. Really horribly bad. Despite our best efforts, a couple of mid-size cities will inevitably be vaporized. People will be complaining. ‘Why are you nationalizing the Safeway?’ ‘When is Omaha going to stop glowing?’ ‘Why do the Chinese soldiers keep asking for my papers?’ When this happens, we will need you to keep supporting us because, trust me, you really won’t want to be observed not supporting us.”

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