We needed this story. Kudos to Allahpundit at Hot Air for picking it out: 82-year-old former Miss America stops thief by shooting his tires out.

Venus Ramey won the Miss America pageant in 1944, representing the District of Columbia. Full story here:

After confronting a man she said was stealing from her Kentucky farm, Ramey pulled out a gun and shot out a tire on his truck so he couldn’t leave, allowing police to arrest him and two others.

“He was probably wetting his pants,” Ramey said Thursday from her home in Waynesburg, about 140 miles south of Cincinnati.

Ramey was on her Lincoln County farm last week - “Friday the 13th, apropos date, isn’t it?” she noted Thursday - feeding a horse when she saw her dog run to a nearby building where she stores old steel-shaping machines, lathes and other equipment.

“This stuff is over 100 years old,” she said.

For some time, thieves had been breaking into the building to steal the machines to sell for scrap. She hadn’t been able to catch anyone in the act until last week.

She drove over to the building and blocked the truck sitting there.

When she asked a man what he was doing, he replied “scrapping,” and said he would leave.

“I said, ‘Oh, no you won’t,’ and I shot their tires so they couldn’t leave,” Ramey said.

She had to balance on her walking stick as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun.

“I didn’t even think twice. I just went and did it. If they’d even dared come close to me, they’d be 6 feet under by now.”

Ramey then tried to flag down people driving by. When one stopped, she asked them to call 911. Eventually, three people were arrested - one at the scene and two others walking on a nearby road.

“They’ve been stealing from me for years. Those good-for-nothing slobs,” she said.

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Ramey left Cincinnati in 1990 to return to the quiet farm life she loves.

Now, she just wants to be left alone - especially by criminals.

“I’m trying to live a quiet, peaceful life and stay out of trouble, and all it is, is one thing after another.”

Is there an age limit for Miss America? And can you win it twice?

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